To whom it may concern.
Hi, how are you doing since we last talked? Rarely did we. . . I hope you are
doing great. I am sure you are.

It’s stupid to eat a lot huh? And very stupid to supplement
my diet with excessive salt? Noooooo. Again booooozo! I got tall. Taller than
you even. Or how do you think I got up
here. I wish I listened, I would have made you better gossip for your drinking
days. I knew that I would not get to
your size by eating a lot, but thanks to growing up, that was my stage. Yeah
teenage. But again, did I not get to my desired height? I did. Sorry. I
understand you are struggling with obesity? I thought you had all the resources
to prevent that or to get cured from that? Guess I was wrong. I have been
always wrong. Buts its okay, I forgive
you too. Talk to nature, she’s got the blue print.


Again sorry to disappoint you but am not gay, as you thought
I would end up and I never was, and never will be. My ass is still intact &
my weener hasn’t tasted shit yet. You did a pretty good job spreading spiced unconfirmed
buzz that I was one and you caught me at it, got into an ultimatum with you to
give you my ass so you can shut up. Well cooked story. I heard about it. And
for the record, my lips have nothing to do with my sexual orientation. Lets
refer to them as they deserve, a gift from God. I am as straight as a rifle
barrel. Several girlfriends in my life and a hell lot of fulfilling sex life.
Straight.
I would have loved to do the vet thing as you had always
sang in you lessons but I did not. Not because I could not, but basically
because it wasn’t my thing. Believe me if I would have failed as you were
trying to suggest. A driving licence kinda joke would have worked better.
It’s good that I didn’t have to steal my dad’s car to take
you out for you to like me, because for one there was no car and again it was
not my thing by then. Now I can, without having to steal it or cringe at the
thought of the pump price. I heard you delivered your second child, at twenty
what??? And to another man? I guess that’s what I couldn’t do. Congrats. I’m
happier now; at least you popping helped me move on, the greatest step of my
life phewx! That was a hard one, but do not worry. It’s the life we live.
Most of my Sunday school kids and youths have done well in
their various endeavors, I guided them right. Not perfectly right, but I did my
best and they did not turn out as spoilt as you thought they would. Am sorry
you tried to convince other parents not to bring them to my class because I was
a youth member of a group with debatable behaviors and characters but they
still did and we proceeded with their older ones within the youth group we
created and participated. Congrats again, specially coz your daughter made you
grandparents in your forties, I believe that’s the kind of character you did
not wanna miss in your household. I heard you found a better rehab for your
stoned son. That’s also good. I always pray for him to get better and for his
father to allow them and encourage them to join the youth group. Again spending
the entire weekend in church is not as un-cool as you tried to make others
believe but that and faith paid off. God answered my prayers, and opened doors
I would never have dreamt of. Am sorry for bragging about it. I know it’s the
best you can come up with. However it’s okay.
The company pulled off well. Struggling for a year did not
mean I would give up on it or did you? It worked, it totally did. You are
welcome to a series of functions we are holding, starting with the “Author
1000” dinner. We will be celebrating out number 1000 author who we have
published their work since the first publishing. You always laughed and told me
to get a life when all I published was my “Stupid Stories” as you referred to
them. Well, here we are. Making it big, but not yet. Or come to the art auction
you would love that, and come with that painting you bought from me due to
sympathy because you thought I would never make another sale after that one. We
will see the price it will fetch. Business is good I tell you.
You may rejoice a bit though. My love life is kinda fucked
up. Yeah, good guess. It’s the only missing part in this little world of mine.
Ever since you left, it has been hard to eliminate the most perfect wife as per
my taste and preference. After breaking, wearing and retreading my heart, I
still managed to move on again. It’s true I was stupid to let you in again, to
try buy my forgiveness but, nope. Dint work. Natural death is what I wished for
it. Can’t seem to make a choice out of all the spouse material within my reach.
But I will be patient. Yes, the virtue you could never cultivate. At least I
found real ladies who could love me for what I am, who I am, and what I am. And
they are always older! Am I that mature really? I flatter myself too much. I
expected to lean a few tips from your 10 year older husband. Unfortunately he
is not quite my idea of a marital role model. I mean, two extra kids from two
different women behind your back? Fuck, I thought that was the real love you holed
me for. I do not see the security you talked about there, I must admit that was
a colorful wedding. I couldn’t pull that off again for you as I understand.
Don’t worry. Two kids with less than a year between them and two step kids, and
an unlimited other unknown would not be bad. I suggest a co-wife arrangement.
That would do you good. He can handle it, as for me am “too young and green” to
understand and pull off these things. You would have told me you wanted a
fucked up life, believe me for the love I had for you ‘then’, I would have
totally fucked it for you.

All The Best In Life.
I Will Still Be Around.
Too deep! ...blue
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